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Author: Don Khan Swaylo
Channing Tatum and Variety Step Up to Take a Shot at Dave Chappelle
Channing Tatum hasn’t been relevant in what feels like forever. Nonetheless, he’s the first “celebrity” to publicly denounce Dave Chappelle because no one’s waiting on Magic Mike 3 or 23 Jump Street, so those headlines won’t write themselves. In a Sunday Instagram story post, Tatum gave himself an out before espousing his dim commentary. He noted that it was an…
Hollywood Lavishes Award Nominations on Fauci and Mayor Pete Because Of Course
Award Season is going to have a direct Democrat influence, even more so than usual. Documentaries about the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and Chief Medical Advisor to the President, Anthony Fauci, and Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg have racked up five collective nominations from the Critics Choice Documentary Awards.…
Ben Simmons Thrown Out of 76ers Training Camp, Receives a 1-Game Suspension
Ben Simmons threw a temper tantrum at Philadelphia 76ers practice today, refusing to, well, practice, and got slapped with a 1-game suspension and was thrown out of the gym by head coach Doc Rivers. Who does he think he is, not taking practice seriously? We ain’t talking about a game, though; we’re talking about practice!…
PS5 Breaks Nintendo Switch’s 33-Month Sales Record
For the first time since November 2018 (simpler times…), the Nintendo Switch was not the best-selling console in the United States. The streak, is over. The victory might be short-lived with the OLED Switch dropping earlier in October, so keep the celebrations short, PS Fans. Hopefully, the wives’ boyfriends out there managed to snag a copy of Ratchet…
San Jose Sharks Evander Kane Suspended 21 Games
San Jose Sharks forward Evander Kane is back in the news again. This time, he ran afoul of the NHL’s COVID protocols and will be subject to a 21-game suspension for breaking these superfluous, idiotic rules. Care of the NHL’s Players Association, Kane released this statement: “I would like to apologize to my teammates, the San…
Mel Gibson Cast in John Wick Prequel Series, Twitter Meltdown Follows
Mel Gibson is set to star in the John Wick origin series The Continental, and the Twitter hordes are theoretically knocking down the door. Well, they’re being snotty on the internet, because they’re too scared to go outside because they haven’t had this week’s booster jab and putting on pants that large is a task…