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Author: Don Khan Swaylo
Ridley Scott Announces Gladiator 2 Is On the Way. WHY?
Quite possibly the most unnecessary sequel of all time is coming. Ridley Scott announced that after Kitbag, a movie documenting the rise and fall of Napoleon Bonaparte starring Joaquin Phoenix as the titular Emperor of France, he will be moving forward with a sequel to the 2000 Academy Award-winning masterpiece Gladiator. According to Empire, the…
NBA, Rolling Stone Team Up to Segregate the Association by Vaccine Status
With the 2021-2022 NBA season weeks away, Rolling Stone, bastion of great journalism, is reporting that the NBA, just like Joe Biden, is running out of patience with their final few remaining unvaccinated players. LeBron James, notable activist and part-time Lakers star, announced that he has been vaccinated, saying he had done “my research and…
Jon Jones Recent Arrest Details Emerge and It’s Not a Pretty Picture
The sky is blue, the grass is green, and Jon Jones has been arrested for the fifth time since 2012, and the third in as many years. He has had ten fights since then, so if he can keep that 2:1 fight-to-arrest average intact, he’ll have more than just the first fight against Alexander Gustafsson…
Week 3 Recap of the 2021 NFL Season | The Importance of Quality Kickers
Here it is, the rundown of all the Week 3 match-ups (Thursday-Monday) in Week 3 of the NFL. Rookie quarterbacks are performing as well as one might expect and booming kicks to stave off embarrassing defeats. Thursday: Carolina Panthers (3-0) vs. Houston Texans (1-2) (24-9 CAR) Unless you had money riding on this game, you…
Will Smith Attempts to Walk His Marriage Back From the Edge
In a case of public cope, the Smiths, specifically Will, admits to being in an open relationship. It turns out that the false-positive he had for the Coof a while back wasn’t the only test he failed – the other being the Punk Test. Dollar-Store Eddie Murphy is the cover story for GQ Magazine for…
Shaq is DONE with Celebrities
“Watch your mouth, don’t ever step outta line/Shaq O’Neal, bro – greatest of all time” – “Men of Steel” Feat. Ice Cube, KRS-One, B-Real & Peter Gunz Hard to argue that fact when “The Big Aristotle” drops the kind of knowledge he did when speaking with The New York Post, saying that he no longer…