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Author: Jed | Hollywood Scholar
Jack Black Pitches Pedro Pascal as Wario for the Super Mario Bros. Sequel
Whenever two things are popular simultaneously, studios and fans alike often imagine combining these popular things to make something new, the hypnosis of current think fueling them. Jack Black has fallen into this trend following the massive success of HBO’s The Last of Us and Universal’s Super Mario Bros. by pitching Pedro Pascal as Wario…
Doctor Who Casts a Drag Queen in a “Major Role”
Doctor Who has done it again; they have prioritized woke virtue-signaling above any concerns for plot, character, or cohesive world-building. No longer are roles created and actors cast based on merit. Only the political clout gained from a role or performer holds any sway at Doctor Who. As announced by the official Doctor Who Twitter…
A Horse Has Died on the Set of The Rings of Power
On March 21st, Amazon released a statement confirming the tragic passing of a horse on the set of their production of The Rings of Power. Very little information regarding this death has been released, with the exception of the initial report that cardiac arrest was to blame. In a public release from Amazon Studios, a…
Agatha Christie’s Novels to be Edited by Sensitivity Readers
Agatha Christie is the next scalp the woke mob is coming to claim. After attempting to rewrite, cancel, besmirch, and otherwise rape the literary works of R.L. Stine (Goosebumps), Dr. Seuss (The Grinch, The Cat in the Hat), Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), and Ian Fleming (creator of James Bond) because the Twitter…
Production for the Witcher Multiplayer Project Sirius has Restarted
The upcoming Witcher multiplayer game first announced in October, codenamed Project Sirius, has restarted its production to “cut costs.” When the news of this restart initially broke, a spokesperson told The Video Game Chronicle: “Our current focus is ensuring that Project Sirius is aligned with the strategy of the CD PROJEKT Group. At this point…
CD Projekt Red Implementing Menstrual Leave for All “Menstruating” Employees
Several modern companies have begun to implement menstrual leave for female employees experiencing discomfort while on their periods. GoG started this practice last year. Now, GoG’s sister company, CD Projekt Red, the production company behind both The Witcher and the Cyberpunk 2077 video game series, has followed suit. In a statement posted to their official…