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Author: Boob
Nintendo Censors Scene From Paper Mario Remake
Censorship is no longer exclusively for Alex Jones but for everyone. It’s so hot today that all of the big corporations are chomping at the bit to get a piece of some censorship, and Canada has relinquished most of their censorship rights for the sake of inclusivity. We should all celebrate the level of censor-diversity,…
The Blair Witch Retroactive Residuals
The Blair Witch Project will be getting a fresh makeover from Lionsgate and Blumhouse. This announcement was made at Lionsgate’s CinemaCon presentation earlier this month. Lionsgate film chair Adam Fogelson announced the news: “I have been incredibly fortunate to work with Jason many times over the years. We forged a strong relationship on The Purge…
Top 10 Tomb Raider Colonialisms
Colonialisms are serious business, and so is taking down the patriarchy. Throughout history, colonialism has made its mark upon the world and scarred millions, if not billions, as a result. As an elevated and highly enlightened society, we must strike fast and hard when colonialism pops up its ugly head; we must not let it…
Bob Iger Was Right
Bob Iger was right – the word “woke” doesn’t mean what his critics may think it does. If you had told me ten years ago about how some new movie or video game was “woke,” I would have been like, “You speakin’ Chinese to me, bruh?” But deep down, I’d know what you meant. Today,…