Category: Television
Patti LuPone Cast in Agatha: Coven of Chaos
Deadline reports that Patti LuPone has joined the cast for WandaVision spin-off Agatha: Coven of Chaos. Joe Locke, Aubrey Plaza, Ali Ahn, Maria Dizzia, Sasheer Zamata, and Emma Caulfield Ford have already been cast in the Disney+ series. I don’t feel strongly about this news. I like Patti ...
Read MoreNetflix Makes Falka, the Witcher’s Hitler, Good Because Wahmen
Further bastardization of The Witcher canon has been announced from Blood Origin. It’s as if Netflix is endeavoring to cram as many announcements about their lore breaks as possible in the final five days before the show’s release. The newest addition in this long string of canonical tra...
Read MoreDisney+ Releases 2023 Promo Video
Today, Disney put out a promotional clip narrated by Loki (Tom Hiddleston), showing off all the content coming to the streaming service in 2023. Check it out below: This had absolutely no impact on my excitement for any of these shows. I’m excited about most of the Star Wars content, especiall...
Read MoreThe 15th Doctor’s Costume Revealed
The future of the Doctor Who franchise is in a very precarious situation. Tentative excitement or total black-pilling are both entirely warranted at this point, considering its recent history. For every positive announcement, such as Millie Gibson’s casting, the new logo, or the return of Christma...
Read MoreHenry Cavill to Star in and Produce Warhammer 40,000 Series
Henry Cavill may be hanging up his cape, but he’s picking up a chainsword. Yesterday, in the wake of being let go from his promised role as Superman and a month and a half after word broke that he’d be leaving The Witcher, it was revealed that Cavill will star in and executive produce a …...
Read MoreWitcher: Blood Origin Casts Their Avallac’h
Netflix’s The Witcher has been known for its nonsensical casting choices, in addition to completely bastardizing both the books and the lore at every opportunity. This track record of ineptitude and disrespect for the source material continues with the recent casting announcement for Avallac�...
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