Top 10 Tomb Raider Colonialisms
Colonialisms are serious business, and so is taking down the patriarchy. Throughout history, colonialism has made its mark upon the world and scarred millions, if not billions, as a result. As an elevated and highly enlightened society, we must strike fast and hard when colonialism pops up its ugly head; we must not let it […]
Angelina Jolie Calls Middle Eastern Countries “Ignorant” For Pulling Eternals, Mum on China
Angelina Jolie is massively coping with the revelation that several Middle Eastern nations (Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar) have decided to pull Eternals from their cinemas, sparing their denizens from the MCU’s lowest-rated film. “I’m sad for [those audiences],” said Jolie to news.com.au during an interview. The Oscar winner, who lifelessly plays Thena in the […]
REVIEW: Eternals (2021)
If Eternals proves anything, it’s that the cosmic wing of the Marvel Cinematic Universe peaked with Thanos. This is a movie that thinks it’s much smarter than it is, content to have its soulless characters speak monotonously about ideas it has no interest in exploring. It’s pretty to look at – most of the time […]
Eternals Getting BOMBED by Industry Reviews Ahead of Release
Even before hitting cinemas on November 5th, Eternals is already making history as the lowest-rated film in the MCU. You hate to see it. At time of writing, Rotten Tomatoes has the film at a 58% based on 141 critic reviews, a full 8 points lower than current titleholder Thor: Dark World at 66%. While […]
Final Eternals Trailer Pinky-Swears the Movie is Cool
Marvel is looking to instill a little hype in its fanbase because today saw the final Eternals trailer drop. Based on the comic book characters, Eternals introduces a race of alien beings who’ve secretly been living on Earth for millennia and finally come out of hiding to fight their evil nemeses, the Deviants. Eternals stars […]
REVIEW: Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
2011 saw the release of Kung Fu Panda 2, a sequel that had a lot to live up to. Personally, I think the first Kung Fu Panda is one of DreamWorks Animation’s best films, and it’s regrettable how it’s been lost in the shuffle. The somewhat unexpected return of the Dragon Warrior was directed by […]