REVIEW: The Witcher – Season 3 Vol 1 (2023)
Not only has the newest season of Netflix’s The Witcher, season 3 volume 1, been received with all the fanfare and attention that a wet fart is granted, but it has also exceeded all predictions for how horrendous this season would be. The constant disregard and mockery of the source material have continued with season […]
Witcher Season 3 Clip Ignores the Source Material and Logic
**Spoilers for The Witcher Book 2: Time of Contempt** The first teaser and trailer of The Witcher season 3, released barely one and two months, respectively, before the season’s release, came across as empty and meaningless, neither revealing anything about the story. However, a newly released clip for the upcoming third season has finally shown […]
The Witcher 3 Trailer Shows Contempt
The Time of Contempt is upon us. Netflix’s Witcher universe has miraculously managed to make it to its 3rd season, which will allegedly adapt the 2nd novel of the Witcher series, Time of Contempt. Claim after claim and lie after lie has spewed forth from the maw of Lauren Hissrich, claiming that she has finally […]
Netflix Nearly Ended The Witcher Upon Henry Cavill’s Departure
Ever since the poorly received season 2 of The Witcher and the disastrous prequel Witcher: Blood Origin, showrunner Lauren Hissrich has made claim after claim that season 3 will be the most accurate to the book so far. However, the show’s star, Henry Cavill, a famous fan of the novels, departed the series, most likely because […]
Witcher Season 3 Makes Jaskier Gay?
Speculation amongst the Tumblr-esque fans of Netflix’s Witcher series has long supposed that the show’s version of Dandelion the Bard, Jaskier, is bisexual or gay. This speculation was not only derived from the effeminate performance of Joey Batey but the leaked audition tape, which featured Batey flirting with an adult version of Prince Radovid. This […]
The Witcher Season 3 Teaser Sputters Online
The first trailer for The Witcher season 3 was released this morning. If you still care at this point, Geralt remarks that he understands fear for the first time as Ciri calls to him and Yennefer. Season 3 premieres June 29th, with the second volume dropping a month later. Check out the teaser here: And yesterday, an […]