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Tag: Lord of the Rings
Anthony Mackie Complains About Lack of Black People in Harry Potter, 1990’s Scotland
Well, folks, it looks like Anthony Mackie is complaining about something insignificant again. Anthony Mackie, who previously starred as The Falcon and now Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, has said: “Harry Potter had no f***ing Black friends. Frodo walked across the entire universe and never met a Black dude. I want to see…
Witcher Season 3 Clip Ignores the Source Material and Logic
**Spoilers for The Witcher Book 2: Time of Contempt** The first teaser and trailer of The Witcher season 3, released barely one and two months, respectively, before the season’s release, came across as empty and meaningless, neither revealing anything about the story. However, a newly released clip for the upcoming third season has finally shown…
The Witcher 3 Trailer Shows Contempt
The Time of Contempt is upon us. Netflix’s Witcher universe has miraculously managed to make it to its 3rd season, which will allegedly adapt the 2nd novel of the Witcher series, Time of Contempt. Claim after claim and lie after lie has spewed forth from the maw of Lauren Hissrich, claiming that she has finally…
Netflix Nearly Ended The Witcher Upon Henry Cavill’s Departure
Ever since the poorly received season 2 of The Witcher and the disastrous prequel Witcher: Blood Origin, showrunner Lauren Hissrich has made claim after claim that season 3 will be the most accurate to the book so far. However, the show’s star, Henry Cavill, a famous fan of the novels, departed the series, most likely because…
Witcher Season 3 Makes Jaskier Gay?
Speculation amongst the Tumblr-esque fans of Netflix’s Witcher series has long supposed that the show’s version of Dandelion the Bard, Jaskier, is bisexual or gay. This speculation was not only derived from the effeminate performance of Joey Batey but the leaked audition tape, which featured Batey flirting with an adult version of Prince Radovid. This…
The Rings of Power Cast Teases the Plot of Season 2 as the Showrunners Depart
Very few positives can be derived from the current writers’ strike, but the most evident is the cancellation or delay of several woke Hollywood abominations. Unfortunately for Tolkien fans and normies alike, the strike has not affected Amazon’s The Rings of Power inordinately. It has been confirmed that the production of season 2 will continue…